Too wit
The funniest thing I saw on the Internet today, care of Dean's World:

By the way, if anyone cares, I don't do anything with your cookies except remember what color choices you like. And I plan to sell that information to the government as soon as I can figure out how to use it to track your daily movements...

Note: I plan on posting many entries entitled "Too wit", documenting quotes from the web that I find funny. It's rare that I find something that I find laugh-out-loud funny, so it deserves posting. Probably one per day, or whatever.