Buying stupidity
Here is the #8 reason to buy a domain from Website.com:

8. "Website.com" is global:
You can register and access your "Website.com" domain name from anywhere in the world.

Thank God! I'm so tired of having domain names that can't be accessed worldwide.

5. Website.com works exactly like a "dot com":
You type in a website.com domain name into your browser exactly like you would type in a .com. Absolutely no difference on every browser, in every system, everywhere in the world.

Need I say more?