Sunday, June 29, 2003

Workaholics anonymous
My life is officially work. I got to work the happy suicidal night shift today and I get to work the morning shift, err, in a few hours! Oh boy! Apparently I was chosen to work this anomalous night shift because I'm such a good dishwasher and I "could keep up and not freak out". Apparently I'm actually good at dishwashing. I constantly get comments like "I'm impressed with your workmanship" and "God, I've never seen this place so clean", and "how do you do that so fast?" from various coworkers, including the chef (my boss). Two years ago when I worked at the same place I got fired for being lazy! God I wish I was still lazy.